Life with Cookie

So here’s me and Cookie, she’s not a bad dog, but she does get under my mums feet a bit, I am sure it’s because she thinks mum will give her my special stash of treats, pah,! not a chance. Cookie talks to the people, (making funny whining noises) I am sure she thinks they know what she is saying, and worse still they pretend they do know what she is saying, so whose dafter her or them? Anyway she is the greediest dog in the whole world, her mum has to put her on a diet sometimes, but never in winter because she works then, you’d think with her mum being the boss she’d be well off and wouldn’t need to work, she’s a gundog and she has very exciting days chasing and retrieving birds, is she full of self importance when she comes into the office after she’s been working. Anyone would think she is the only dog who has ever worked
Of course I’m retired now, I retired early, and working hard just seems daft when my lovely mum gives me everything I want.